thenaebyrd777:

inhalers:

tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with

the fact that this would work on me has me concerned

so-zack-its-jack:

if I had a dollar for every time a band ruined my life, i might actually be able to afford band merch

bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.

vvalruses:

yoitsmargaux:

vvalruses:

volkSWAGen

ohoho i see what you did there

oh thank god i thought no one saw that giant and bolded fucking word right there